so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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