for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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