butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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