I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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