break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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