Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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