Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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