Whod you bang
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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