so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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