She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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