Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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