the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
So many bounce houses so little time
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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