When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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