I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
now i know why i became what i already was.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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