She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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