I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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