just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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