I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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