Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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