went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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