C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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