she looked like the bat from fern gully.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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