Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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