There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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