gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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