He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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