and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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