Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
