I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I looked at my own cervix.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
whose parrot is this?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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