and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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