we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
My feet surprised me
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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