doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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