you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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