Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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