you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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