Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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