I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
You can't just leave with hair like that
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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