i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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