I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
God, I missed his penis.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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