He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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