i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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