So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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