She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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