Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
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