I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
