i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Randomize
