dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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