great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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