Its about making memories worth repressing
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Randomize
