hell yes lets make some ravioli
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
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